Larrys Christmas Wish List

Larry Lovejoy would like any of the following presents for christmas:

A horse
A 4ft inflatable dinosaur
Percy Pigs
New hair line
New Chin (smaller model please)
Better pulling techniques
A new laugh
More muscles
New car
Left Nut
Better ears
New nose
Smaller balls
Fatter willy
More sense
Chainsaw
Ice skating boots
Dyson hoover
toilet roll
electric tooth brush with extendable chin cleaner
7 multi coloured pencils with sharpener
Mop
Life
Sex
Monkey Nuts
Brain
left elbow
another chin just incase
belly button bar
nose stud
trip for 2 to paris
a maid to do his washing
5 gold rings
six pack
rifle
rubber bands
bin liners
toast
tears of love
joy
GIRLFRIEND                        
mates
matt cardles x factor single
flymo lawn mower
poo remover from toilet seat
scratch and sniff
slut
wife
bum buddy
money
chewits
44" tv so its bigger than toms
bigger room
more girlfriends
new hockey stick
hockey skills
hockey hit
hockey stop
hockey ball


thanks

bye