LARRY THE TUNA LOVEJOY

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EVERYONE SAVE THE TUNA!!

Larry loves tuna guys and does not want it to be dead and buried!!!

Please save the tuna for larry guys!

Save the Tuna eat a Korean!!!

For the love of christ guys larry was epic at amagi last night!!!

He was on form!

He managed to do 1200 words whilst dancing and downing vodkas for £1.30

NOT £1 ANYMORE £1.30 DRINKS AT AMAGI!

Still he pulled a few fellas and a few sheilas!! (even with his michael finnigan chinnagain)

Recycle the little fella!

Much love guys keep the larry love coming!!
BOOOOO YAAAAAAA

Larry Lovejoy Update

When larry has sex with girls he has to make them wear a gum shield so they don't grind their teeth down to bleeding gummage! (because he is so large and good)

Reverend Larry Lovejoy

The Love Chapter - 1 Corinthians 13

Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.
And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing.
And though I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.
Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,
Doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not her own, is not easily provoked, thinketh no evil;
Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;
Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
Charity never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall fail; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall vanish away.
For we know in part, and we prophesy in part.
But when that which is perfect is come, then that which is in part shall be done away.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.
For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.
And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity

LARRY LOVEJOY BEST SONG EVER!!

BIRD IS THE WORD!!

Larrys Christmas Wish List

Larry Lovejoy would like any of the following presents for christmas:

A horse
A 4ft inflatable dinosaur
Percy Pigs
New hair line
New Chin (smaller model please)
Better pulling techniques
A new laugh
More muscles
New car
Left Nut
Better ears
New nose
Smaller balls
Fatter willy
More sense
Chainsaw
Ice skating boots
Dyson hoover
toilet roll
electric tooth brush with extendable chin cleaner
7 multi coloured pencils with sharpener
Mop
Life
Sex
Monkey Nuts
Brain
left elbow
another chin just incase
belly button bar
nose stud
trip for 2 to paris
a maid to do his washing
5 gold rings
six pack
rifle
rubber bands
bin liners
toast
tears of love
joy
GIRLFRIEND                        
mates
matt cardles x factor single
flymo lawn mower
poo remover from toilet seat
scratch and sniff
slut
wife
bum buddy
money
chewits
44" tv so its bigger than toms
bigger room
more girlfriends
new hockey stick
hockey skills
hockey hit
hockey stop
hockey ball


thanks

bye

Larry Lovejoy Latest News

Sorry about the lack of blogging!!

Right lets get back to business!!

Larry had a lovejoy weekend with his family it was good!

On Monday he decided he wanted to go out and get drunk! So he went to Amagi with the lads! Whilst on the dance floor he pulled out of the locker a lunge. There was a lunge here a lunge there there were lunges everywhere!! Suddenly he pulled out one hell of a lunge and whoops there goes the gusset of his jeans!

RIP RIP RIP!

A hole the size of the grand canyon, unfortunately for mr lovejoy he had not done any washing that week/month so was wearing some shocking tighty whities! NOT A GOOD LOOK!

Tuesday larry went home to swap his laptop with his mum!

Wednesday we went into town and larry got a new job!

He is now the car safety test manager official official man!!

Work Day number 1

Larry Lovejoy "The Toyota Prius is the most dangerous car on the road coz u can't hear it!"

FACT VERY DANGEROUS

Wednesday we had a nice meal with the hockey guys and girls!

IS LARRY IN LOVE WAIT AND SEE!

I'LL KEEP U POSTED GUYS!

Peace love and unity!!

LARRY LOVEJOY LATEST NEWS

Larrys mum (beautiful) and sister are in Kingston they had lunch together larry asked for a FAT coke but got a fanta (easy mistake)

He then went shopping and brought nothing just like a girl but he has ideas now for what he wants to buy! just like a girl!

Going out for a meal tonight not sure where tho but it should be a lovely evening!

LOVELY THE LOVEJOYS ARE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!!!!

peace love and unity!

CHEERS THEN!!